Why Not Everyone Should Live in NYC

From the AP:

 PANAMA CITY BEACH, Fla. 淼 A couple is suing the franchisee of a McDonald’s restaurant, claiming an improperly prepared bagel damaged the husband’s teeth and their marriage.

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 Tracey Johnstone, owner of Johnstone Foods, said she never before had a bagel complaint and had no idea how it could have been prepared in a way that would damage teeth.

“It’s a bagel,” she said.