Elmo Testifies Before Congress, Giggles Only Slightly

The bad news is, he was testifying about Homeland Security, since Director Tom Ridge won’t.


Only kidding. He (it?) was in favor of more music in public schools. Me too.


Funny thing is, it’s usually only stuffed shirts in Congress.


And at last, here was a witness that George W. could follow.


(Thank you, thank you. Please tip the waiter.)

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